SUNRISE SPRITZER ELIXIR
Carl the Flamingo invented a morning cocktail inspired by the most splendiferous sunrises, the Sunrise Spritzer Elixir. It's 2 parts champs, 1 part freshly juiced sunshine (If you can't find fresh, canned is fine. You can use diet orange soda in a pinch...), and 1 part unicorn sweat. Serve in a coffee mug and top with a scoop of rainbow sherbet. Best enjoyed at daybreak while watching the sun come up. Hot dawn, Nature Fl*cks!!! Now get outside and enjoy it while rocking these Sunrise Spritzer Elixir sunnies.
Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.
Just-right midsize sunnies.
MEET THE OG
- NO SLIP: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL ORIGINALS: A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)