PSYCHOTROPICAL PSOLAR PSHADES
WARNING!!! Psychotropical Psolar Pshades could cause side effects: ego death, naked emotions, incoherent muttering, 10 years of therapy in four hours, supreme gratitude for existence, dubious epiphanies, urges to dress like a steampunk Viking fairy and party in the desert; desires to puke in a bucket and gasp "Thank you, mother," ending sentences with "maaaaan," gawking at something inane, getting lost in a Porta Potti, and dressing like a totally different person for two weeks...then awkwardly reverting back to normal.
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.
MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS
Just-right midsize sunnies.
MEET THE OG
- NO SLIP: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL ORIGINALS: A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)