RACE DU JOUR: NO SIGNS THIS YEAR PLEASE
If you want to salute your grandparents, buy them doilies. Stop by for a game of pinochle. Teach them how to snowboard. Don't hold up a f***ing sign during a race. Who do you think is reading that?! And what if, hypothetically, you cause a chain-reaction crash injuring 26 cyclists? We're guessing your grandparents will have a salute for you: two wrinkled middle fingers. NO SIGNS THIS YEAR PLEASE!!!