ALWAYS BE CLOSING
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MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.
Just-right midsize sunnies.
MEET THE OG
- NO SLIP: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL ORIGINALS: A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)